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Home»Human Interest»Car Insurance Tells Colorado Driver They ‘Should’ve Just Hit the Deer’ After Crashing New Corolla: ‘Apparently Deer Murder = Good’

Car Insurance Tells Colorado Driver They ‘Should’ve Just Hit the Deer’ After Crashing New Corolla: ‘Apparently Deer Murder = Good’

Oh deer…

AugustBy AugustJuly 31, 20253 Mins Read
Insurance Tells Colorado Man To Hit Deer
Image Source: Greg Byman via Unsplash

Whether or not you have a soft spot for wildlife, there’s no denying that deer sometimes are seemingly just begging to become roadkill. That being said, one Colorado driver was heading down a mountain road when a deer saw their oncoming car and thought, “It’s my time to shine.” The deer jumped in front of the vehicle, causing the driver to quickly swerve into a ditch to avoid a collision.

Colorado Driver Crashes Car To Avoid Killing Deer
Image Source: Donnie Rosie via Unsplash

“My car is absolutely demolished,” the driver groaned, “But hey, deer’s probably still vibing somewhere, so that’s cool, I guess.” However, after contacting their insurance company about the incident, they were shocked by “the most unhinged take” on what they should have done. The representative said that they “should’ve just hit the deer,” sending it “straight to the shadow realm instead of swerving.” They couldn’t believe the response they received. “Apparently, deer murder equals comprehensive claim (good), but swerving equals collision claim (RIP my rates)….like apparently I’m the problem here?“

The now-totaled vehicle wasn’t some decade-old family station wagon either. It was their brand-new Corolla that they bought three weeks ago. “[Things] went from ‘new car energy’ to ‘well, this is my life now real quick,” they groaned. Their new ride is now likely on a one-way trip to a junkyard, but they still couldn’t get over what their insurance told them. “Are they just trolling me at this point…because I feel like I’m taking crazy pills here,” they tell Reddit.

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As inhumane as it is to deliberately run over wildlife, many people in the comment section of the driver’s post believe the insurance is 100% right. “It’s an easier claim to make when there’s proof you hit something that was in the road versus you maybe doing something that caused you to run off the road,” explains a commenter. “the risk the deer poses to you, your car, and other drivers, is far less than the risk you’ll lose control during your avoidance maneuver,” adds in another.

Of course, there are exceptions to this. Running into a moose, which is twice the size and weight of a deer, is definitely not the move. But for smaller critters, like rabbits, foxes, or a small deer, you’re better off running over them for insurance claims and the protection of those inside the vehicle. It’s traumatic, yes, but you’re objectively better off accidentally sacrificing the life of a wild animal than risking your car or your safety.

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August Webb is TNS's Lead Guide Editor who additionally helps in covering celebrity and pop culture news. She provides assistance to other freelancers and staff on trendy topics to write about. When not working, she's playing a visual novel, fanning over an indie gem, or lost in the world of VR. Residing in Daegu, South Korea, August has a Bachelor's, double-majoring in Media and Communication and Business Administration. She graduated in Yeungnam University of Gyeongsan, South Korea. August's areas of expertise include Game Strategy Guides, Video Game Features, and Celebrity News and Gossip. August has worked in online media for over four years since 2021. Starting out as a freelancer, she's written for TNS, ScreenRant of Valnet, and Gamepur of GAMURS GROUP. She has experience publishing short and long-form video game guides, game features, and game reviews. Currently serving as the Lead Guide Editor for the Guide Writing department at The Nerd Stash, she edits a variety of articles while also helping with providing topics to write about via tools like Google Trends or SemRush. She works alongside TNS's Editorial Team, discussing and executing strategies to better improve the site's traffic and experience for users.

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