In a stunning display of organized chaos and anti-Republican prowess, Ohio citizens and likely “Antifa” members, fascists love to speak about so much, descended upon downtown Ohio like a woke hurricane during the “No Kings Day” protests, a nationwide protest honoring the Founding Fathers’ shared hatred of monarchs and fake wigs. These proud Ohio liberals took over counties such as Marysville and left the city in shambles due to their wild, over-the-top antics. Thankfully, the chaos was captured for all to see.
In a rather amusing and satirical post on the Ohio Reddit page by user IkujaKatsumaji, photos from the Marysville No Kings Day protests were shared, which were definitely on the tamer side. After a week of Fox News telling the free world to expect anarchy and chaos on the streets, as National Guardsmen were sent to major cities across the country, the only real Antifa or chaos was just the buzzwords flying around Conservative-driven media for the last seven days.
This didn’t stop fellow citizens from poking some satirical jabs at the powers that be.
“Technically the chaos was just because a guy on a motorcycle tried to do a wheelie and wiped out, but still.”
“I was wondering why the ambulance was there. I could see the police officer laughing so I figured it was something dumb. Some guy tried to take the turn despite the fact people were blocking it for the EMS and about caused another accident. Gotta love Marysville.”
“Just not the chaos Fox News is saying these protests are.”
“But but the President said that yall some gangbangers and terrorizorz!”
“Stay safe fellow terrorist cells.”
The protests across Ohio are going strong, with several across every major county in the state, whether they are Democratic or Republican dominated. If only everything could be as peaceful as today has been.
