“The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.”
Author: Alex Gibson
Alex Gibson
Alex is the website's Managing Editor. Despite being an avid video game player for now three decades (welp!), he still cannot explain why developers don't match the walk speed of main protagonists to NPCs.
Only in Ohio.
Bumble-bee-a-tuna!
Traumatic.
That went poorly.
“More sirens and horns might’ve melted the ice faster, right?”
““You can feel how excited he was to tase him.”
There’s a time and a place…
“Kindered spirits”
“Never underestimate the power of a dashcam.”