“I’m famous in Austin!”
Alex is the website's Managing Editor. Despite being an avid video game player for now three decades (welp!), he still cannot explain why developers don't match the walk speed of main protagonists to NPCs.
“I’m famous in Austin!”
Another one added to the roster.
Changing lives, not just hair.
Maybe don’t try and pass him?
Boots on the ground.
Your phone or your life, yo.
I’m wearing Lu Lu Lemon, you prick!