Not as cool as Willy Wonka’s golden ticket
Author: Brady Klinger-Meyers
Brady Klinger-Meyers
Brady has been writing about video games for the better part of four years. When he isn't obsessing over RPGs or games from his childhood, there's a good chance he's working on another short story.
Knock, knock
That shirt is fire
Perks are essential for a strong build
Your family’s blood holds hidden powers
That’s not a fish, that’s a monster
Oh that sweet, sweet free loot
You might just make it out alive
From a fledgling noobie to dangerous ninja in a single night
Your dribble too strong