New York CEO Billionaire Warns Gen Z Not To Be Depressed About Finances as Long as No Nuclear War: ‘Modern Remix of Let Them Eat Cake’By Fiyin OlowokandiApril 11, 2025 Such life-changing advice
Florida Asst. Principal Makes Student Rub Her Feet as Punishment ‘So He Would Know What Foreplay Is for When He Gets a Girlfriend’By Fiyin OlowokandiApril 11, 2025 What in the–
Demi Moore’s Daughter Hints Ashton Kutcher Wasn’t The ‘Bad Guy’ In Rare Comment About Mom’s Love LifeBy Fiyin OlowokandiApril 10, 2025 So who was?
Washington Singer Told ‘Don’t Be Gullible’ After Questioning Trump-Appointed Kennedy Center’s Interim Director About DEIBy Fiyin OlowokandiApril 10, 2025 How dare you ask questions
Florida Man Sparks ‘Wizard’ Theory After Stealing Thousands of Dollars of Fuel With Hidden Tank in Truck: ‘He Could Have Used Magic’By Fiyin OlowokandiApril 10, 2025 Abracadabra, fuel!
Trump’s DNI Who Committed ‘Voter Fraud’ by Voting in Hawaii as Texas Resident Labeled ‘DEI Being Bad’: ‘She’s Not White Enough!’By Fiyin OlowokandiApril 10, 2025 Welp!
Chicago ‘Temu Pee Wee Herman’ Calls Cops on Restaurant for Playing Mexican Music: ‘Bet He Goes Hard for Unseasoned Chicken’By Fiyin OlowokandiApril 10, 2025 You won’t believe what restaurant it was
‘MAGA Sympathizer’ John Stamos Slammed for Defending Hosting Mar-a-Lago Event Because It Isn’t ‘Political’: ‘You’re a Sellout!’By Fiyin OlowokandiApril 8, 2025 A weak excuse
Arkansas MAGA Farmer ‘In Distress’ Amid Tariff Wars Flies Trump Flag Upside Down & at Half Mast: ‘Entering FO Territory of FAFO’By Fiyin OlowokandiApril 8, 2025 Reaping what you sow
North Carolina Singer Sent to El Salvador Prison Because He is Venezuelan With Tattoos: ‘His Skin Isn’t Politically Correct’By Fiyin OlowokandiApril 8, 2025 That was his only crime