Author: Patrick Armstrong

Patrick Armstrong

Artist and writer with a lifelong love of video games. Their favorite games include Dead by Daylight, Meet Your Maker, and Project Zomboid.

A collage of a woman lifting weights, X-rays showing her broken hip, and her sitting in a wheelchair while she recovers from injuries sustained from a viral gym trend

California Woman Snaps Hip in Half Following Viral Gym Trend: ‘A Pain So Excruciating I Can’t Even Put It Into Words’

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 11, 2025

Fitness fail

A soldier in full combat gear stsands outside a building in Roblox Operations Siege

Roblox Operations Siege Codes (February 2025)

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 10, 2025

Tactical fits

Kanye West shows up to the studio

Ye Might Have Deactivated His X Account, But He’s Still Happy To Sell You Nazi T-Shirts: ‘One of the Greatest Artists Who Destroyed His Own Legacy’

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 10, 2025

Actual vultures

Kendrick Lamar leans against a GNX in a black and white shot

Kendrick Lamar Delivering a Revolutionary Quote at the Super Bowl Is Only Half the Story: ‘The Revolution About To Be Televised’

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 10, 2025

Not like us

The contents of a Pokemon Blooming Waters box sold at GameStop, featuring Blastoise

GameStop Celebrates the High Demand for Pokemon Blooming Waters by Trolling Its Customers: ‘You’re Not Looking Hard Enough’

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 7, 2025

Gotta troll ’em all

A bird-eye view of village rootops in Manor Lords

Manor Lords Can Build Its Next Castle Out of Money After Hitting Three Million Early Access Sales

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 7, 2025

More peasants, more problems

A collage of characters from Psychonauts and My Little Pony, featuring Raz

Psychonauts and My Little Pony Team Up for Mental Health in Safe in Our World 2025 Charity Bundle

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 7, 2025

Mental health is magic

Elon Musk salutes in front of an American flag

Elon Musk Gained Treasury Access With Help of a 19-Year-Old Techie Nicknamed ‘Big Balls’: ‘He’s Not Even an Elected Official’

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 7, 2025

Snatching the federal purse

A flaming pack of cards with a flexing figure in the center in Kuroku's Basket Showdown Roblox

Roblox Kuroku’s Basket Showdown Codes (February 2025)

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 6, 2025

Nothing but net

A black and white picture of Liz Cheny on the phone in her office

Liz Cheney Calls Elon Musk Out on X for Critique of USAID: ‘You May Be Unfamiliar With That Part of Our History Since You Weren’t Yet an American Citizen’

By Patrick ArmstrongFebruary 6, 2025

Cheney v. Musk