Author: Patrick Armstrong

Patrick Armstrong

Artist and writer with a lifelong love of video games. Their favorite games include Dead by Daylight, Meet Your Maker, and Project Zomboid.

A full-color Austin flyer with a picture of Joe Rogan on it

Austin Flyer Tells Joe Rogan ‘Lay Off the Supplements and Propaganda’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 20, 2025

Creatine cretin?

A green tractor drives across a field of dirt, leaving a trail behind it

Michigan GOP Organizes Lansing Tractor Rally Against Environmental Protections: ‘Rivers Would Be Full of Fertilizers and Manure’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 19, 2025

Greener pastures?

Massachusetts Rep. Tim McGovern speaking at a Greenfield town hall

Massachusetts Rep. Jim McGovern Calls for General Strike at Greenfield Town Hall: ‘People Need to Step Up’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 19, 2025

Striking comments

Hands bound with black handcuffs

San Diego Among the Californian Cities to Strip Offending Officers of Badges: ‘Those Things Sure Sound Like Crimes’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 19, 2025

Protecting and serving what?

The Golden Gate Bridge in California, as seen from the shore below

NOAA Office in Eureka Among 65 California Sites Targeted for Closure by DOGE: ‘Hope Someone Does Something About This’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 19, 2025

Planetary consequences

Someone snatches a red ballcap off a man's head at a Bernie Sanders town hall event in Altoona

Altoona Boomer Gets Red Hat Snatched Off His Head at Bernie Sanders Town Hall: ‘Patriotic Work There Sir!’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 19, 2025

Make Trump Supporters Hatless Again?

A person tears the U.S. / Ukraine flag off the NYC cube and stuffs it in the garbage

Unidentified Individual Tears U.S. / Ukraine Flag Off NYC Cube: ‘Remember When Street Justice Was a Thing?’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 18, 2025

Trashing flags

A blue sign with an inspiring message hangs outside UW hospital

Madison Sign Shares Inspiring Message Near UW Hospital: ‘Chin Up / Eyes Wide / Take Heart’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 18, 2025

Care and comfort

A collage of pictures from the Olympia veteran protest against Trump

Olympia Veterans Condemn Trump at Washington Protest: ‘I’m Feeling That Upside Down Flag’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 18, 2025

There it is again, that funny feeling

Prop missing persons posters depict the Miami Representatives dodging the empty town hall event

Miami Residents Attend Empty Chair Town Hall as Representatives Hide From Public: ‘Grifters. All Three Of Them’

By Patrick ArmstrongMarch 18, 2025

Is there a Rep. in the building?