Country roads, take me home.
Author: Sid Natividad
Also, tune in to Appalachia radio for your great-grandmother’s jams.
Don’t drink tap water, kids.
Oh, lay that pistol down, babe.
Hint: I’ve got spurs that jingle jangle jingle.
Think about your hero, when you’re at ground zero.
It’s totally rad!
How’d you like your post-apocalypse eggs? With radiation or fungus?
No, your corpse won’t count as fertilizer.
Say hello to Mr. Blue Sky.








