The castle ain’t big enough for two vampires
Sid was born, did some stuff, then decided to become a writer. He found respite in the sweet embrace of video games and pop culture after serving as a journalist, covering warzones and depressed areas. It seems he prefers the much lower chance of getting hit by a stray bullet during work hours.
These pillars won’t know what hit ’em
Parry and dodge everything regardless
No quick diploma courses for this one, sadly