Special access? Why not just baby-oil the lock?
Author: Sid Natividad
Sid Natividad
Sid was born, did some stuff, then decided to become a writer. He found respite in the sweet embrace of video games and pop culture after serving as a journalist, covering warzones and depressed areas. It seems he prefers the much lower chance of getting hit by a stray bullet during work hours.
Juan way ticket to county jail
What a pickle of a situation
Probably unrelated to the exorbitant egg prices
Sounds like a plot for a Tarantino movie
Suddenly, those loading screens don’t seem too bad
Healthy families? In this economy?
“You were the chosen one!”
88 is a little too obvious though
Might as well double check that diploma