Pspspsps, want some moon sugar?
Author: Sid Natividad
Sid Natividad
Sid was born, did some stuff, then decided to become a writer. He found respite in the sweet embrace of video games and pop culture after serving as a journalist, covering warzones and depressed areas. It seems he prefers the much lower chance of getting hit by a stray bullet during work hours.
Broken Spoon to Mother Hen. You copy?
Now you have to think twice before helping others
Climb that beanstalk while the giant’s asleep
Don’t get blood on these floors, they’re hard to mop
Vampires are known to be environmentally conscious, after all
The castle ain’t big enough for two vampires
These pillars won’t know what hit ’em
Who’s laughing now?
Parry and dodge everything regardless