Guns, lots of guns
Sid was born, did some stuff, then decided to become a writer. He found respite in the sweet embrace of video games and pop culture after serving as a journalist, covering warzones and depressed areas. It seems he prefers the much lower chance of getting hit by a stray bullet during work hours.
Guns, lots of guns
This might come as a shock
To bee or not to bee
Cotton the act
Tilapia really gets your blood pumping
You’re going to sully them anyway
For all you budding prophets of profit
Serve some Beam Chilling
Time to go Vlad von McGuyver
With matching red glowing accents to complement your eyes.