While the famous ‘Florida Man‘ is known to do some wild things, the “crazy” Florida woman is not someone you mess around with, especially when it comes to a romantic relationship. Kervens Saintil learned this the hard way when he decided to get involved with another girl instead of working things out with his girlfriend, Yoshabelle Edouard. The 19-year-old Florida woman wasn’t going to stand for Edouard’s “multiple relationships” and decided that running him over in an SUV was the best course of action.
Kervens Saintil and Yoshabelle Edouard were in an “on-again, off-again sexual relationship” until Saintil got with a different girl because things weren’t working out with Edouard, per Law & Crime. “Me and her didn’t work out in the past. I’m guessing she found out about [the] new girl,” Saintil told WBBH. Before she attempted aggravated battery on Saintil, Edouard had also egged his car and covered it in mustard and ketchup.
After making a mess of Saintil’s car, the enraged Florida girlfriend got into her Range Rover and drove about her apartment complex on the hunt for her unfaithful boyfriend. She eventually found him strolling with a group of friends. She then locked in on her target and zoomed in her Rover in his direction, reportedly “driving fast enough to try and hurt” Saintil.
“Not intending to stop or slow down,” Edouard “flew over the speed bumps” towards him with her SUV, smashing him onto her windshield and sending his “body literally flying in the air.” “Before you know it, I’m’ seeing black, and I’m on the floor,” Saintil tells his interviewer. Edouard, on the other hand, had a different story, telling the police that her “full-of-energy” boyfriend “jumped onto her vehicle,” causing the windshield to shatter. Whatever the case, the head-on collision did a number on Saintil’s right shoulder, hip, and arm.
The now ex-boyfriend to Edouard believes that what she did “was definitely out of hatred” and done as a means to punish him for getting with another woman. “She sounds crazy as s***,” exclaims one neighbor. “Very stupid woman. Go back to jail,” remarks another. “She’s already released on bond for more Florida woman antics!” reports a Redditor. “Oh man, watch out for flying ketchup bottles on the mean Florida streets!” jokes a second. Thankfully, she will be seen in court next month on the 10th.