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Home»Human Interest»Defeated Florida Husband Warns Wife of Major Diaper Disaster, Urges Her To Stay Away and Save Herself: ‘Divorce Him So You Can Marry Him Again’

Defeated Florida Husband Warns Wife of Major Diaper Disaster, Urges Her To Stay Away and Save Herself: ‘Divorce Him So You Can Marry Him Again’

Run, Alyssa. Run!

Alejandro JosanBy Alejandro JosanJanuary 6, 20263 Mins Read
Florida Man Warns Wife About Diaper Disaster
Image Source: griffandalyssa via TikTok

A woman in Tampa, Florida, was ready to enter her home when she received a harrowing voicemail from her husband. Defeated, the man warned her about a major diaper disaster involving their children and told her to escape from the nasty tragedy while she still could.

@griffandalyssa

Voicemail from my husband! Giving you a little sneak peek into our life lately 🫶 Based on true events, and yes, there might need to be a Part II 😂 #marriedlife #marriagehumor #parentsoftiktok #couplegoals #couplecomedy We’ve been deep in the parenting trenches with two kids, potty training, lots of doctor appointments, a little travel, and somehow still managing a business in between naps 😵‍💫✈️ Little Eli is officially 13 lbs, happy and healthy, and serving a full belly laugh now 🥹 His personality is starting to shine, and my heart is completely undone 🤍 Noa is thriving too and getting into new hobbies like dance and art 💃🎨 It’s been so fun to watch both of them grow ✨ If I’m being honest, when it comes to content, we’ve been worn out and a little lost 😅 We looked up and somehow it’s already 2026, but we’re slowly finding our rhythm again 🤍 We’re still training for our run with NDSS 💙 and taking things one day at a time 🏃‍♀️ And a huge shoutout to my husband for carrying the mental load, even when that means cleaning poop off the wall so I don’t have to 😂 You’re a real one, babe ❤️ Who wants a Part II? 👀✨

♬ Funny – Gold-Tiger

In a clip that serves to represent the ups and downs of being a parent of two, TikTokers Griff & Alyssa shared the hilarious bit online. Immediately, a defeated Griff warns Alyssa about the scene she might come across if she chooses to step inside the house, which is nothing short of a war zone.

“Do not walk into this house right now,” the worried husband said. “I see you parked outside. Turn around. Just leave.”

After saying that Alyssa is “too weak,” Griff described how Noa, one of their children, grabbed her sibling’s dirty diaper and “threw it against the wall.” A speechless Alyssa reacted with her eyes wide open, but the worst was yet to come.

“Then she took off her dirty diaper and she threw it. She took finger poop paint and put it all over the wall. She’s finger painting the wall with her poop,” the devastated Florida man continued.

A Major Disaster, Reactions

If children using crayons or regular paint to transform walls into art displays is enough on its own, then kids using their own “stuff” to do so is straight-up apocalypse. Griff knew it, and his voicemail was his last-ditch effort to save his wife.

After telling Alyssa to stop what she was doing and asking her to put her hands up, which she did, Griff successfully convinced her to leave. Whereas it was his “go watch Wicked” suggestion, his Chick-fil-A recommendation, or his warning that she would vomit if she entered that ultimately convinced her, it is still unclear.

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The TikTok went viral almost immediately, garnering millions of views and a quarter of a million likes. Everyone in the comments praised the Florida man’s sacrifice, telling Alyssa she has the best husband in the world.

“Divorce him so you can marry him again,” one user said. Another commented, “He said SAVE YOURSELF!!!! IT’S TOO LATE FOR ME!!!!” A third commenter added, “Top-tier husband. Mine would have been like GET HERE NOW.”

If something is certain, is that Griff and Alyssa were meant for each other. How often do you see such heroism and self-sacrifice from someone in this day and age?

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