Destroy All Humans! Remake Achievements & Trophies

The year 2020 has been a wild ride. Between a wildfire, a pandemic, and a speaking out movement, many feel that 2020 is the craziest year in recent history. With so much going on, some have started to play Apocalypse bingo. If suddenly the news proclaimed that aliens were invading, there would be a 50/50 response. Some would believe it to be true, while others would be skeptical. On July 28th, the Destroy All Humans! Remake is scheduled to be released. With less than a month until its release, we will be covering the Destroy All Humans! Achievements.

At PAX East 2020, I had the opportunity to preview the Destroy All Humans! Remake. The demo showed us that Crypto can now use multiple abilities at the same time. This will allow players to control enemies while also throwing others as human spears. The achievements below give us a hint as to what to expect once the game releases. Most of the Destroy All Humans! achievements seem pretty straight forward, however, the Hop the Hoop achievements might be a headache. Based on the demo we played, this could be rather difficult since levels seem to be a decent size.

Reminder, the Collectors Edition of Destroy All Humans! is Jam Packed!

Destroy All Humans! Achievements

	Goin’ to Seed	15
	Invade Turnipseed Farm
	Rockwell Death Knell	15
	Invade Rockwell
	Immodesta	15
	Invade Santa Modesta
	Area of Dissect	15
	Invade Area 42
	Union Busting	15
	Invade Union Town
	Capitol Punishment	30
	Invade Capitol City
	A Pox on Your Gear	15
	Upgrade Crypto at Pox’s Lab in the mothership
	And a Pox on Your Saucer Too	15
	Upgrade your saucer at Pox’s Lab in the mothership
	Down to the Challenge	15
	Revisit a missionless invasion site and complete a challenge there
	Invasion of the Body Swappers	15
	Try out a new look for Crypto in the mothership’s archives
	Return of the Clone II – Reloaded	15
	Re-visit a mission in the mothership archive’s Holopoxdeck
	Swift Harvest	15
	Accelerate Brain Extract or Transmog by mashing that button like you mean it
	No Time to Waste	15
	Destroy a human with a weapon and another with a psi ability at the same time
	Covert Thoughts	15
	Stay covert by scanning primitive human thoughts
	Harvest Season	15
	Recover a Furon Probe
	Rejected for Probing	15
	Throw something into something else with the saucer’s Abducto Beam
	Furonigami	15
	Explore the more offbeat parts of the mothership
	Reduce, Abuse, Recycle	15
	Transmogrify an object to replenish your ammunition
	Hot to Trot	15
	Evade a rocket by dashing
	Brain Drain	15
	Consume a human brain to kickstart your shield regeneration
	Simply Repulsive	15
	Use your saucer’s Repulse-O-Tron to fend off homing missiles
	Gas-Guzzler Guzzler	15
	Abduct and drain a vehicle to replenish your saucer’s shields
	When Two Humans Collide	15
	Use PK to destroy a human with another human
	Man’s Inhumanity to Man	15
	Destroy multiple humans with a human-made explosive
	Hop the Hoop	30
	Display Furonic aeronautic prowess by soaring through giant human pastry without soiling your feet
	Do Feed the Sharks	30
	Demonstrate Furon free spirit near a warning sign placed by the human authorities
	As Is Tradition	15
	Abduct a cow with your saucer
	Pyrokinesis	15
	Set something on fire, then use it to destroy a hapless human
	Fly, My Pretties	15
	Throw a human into the air and juggle them
	Unilateral Disarmament	30
	Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all
	Impeached	30
	Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord
	Champion of Abduction	30
	Ace an Abduction challenge with a three-star rating
	Furon Faster Race	30
	Ace a Race challenge with a three-star rating
	Righteous Rampage	30
	Ace a Rampage challenge with a three-star rating
	The Art of Armageddon	30
	Ace an Armageddon challenge with a three-star rating
	Jerk of All Trades	30
	Obtain at least a two-star rating for each challenge type
	Grade A Upgrade	30
	Fully upgrade one of the branches of a weapon or ability
	Ace of Space	90
	Ace all challenges!
	The Mandatory Option	90
	Complete all optional mission objectives! (Use the Holopoxdeck if you have to.)
	For the Glory of the Furon Empire!	100
	Destroy humanity’s last hope and initiate the subjugation of the species