Oftentimes, Florida Man is notorious for starring in the news for all sorts of bizarre antics, but on this colder-than-normal morning, Florida Wife took center stage as she introduced her feet to ice and rear end to gravity.
In the brief but magical 30-second clip posted on X by FearBuck, you can see a woman coming outside her Florida home with a trash bag in one hand and her phone in the other. Her husband must have asked her to take outside before they left the house. He can be seen in a fancy sports car, slowly backing out of the driveway as she marches unknowingly to an icy fate that awaits her.
As she marches down the drivewa,y oblivious to the ice, she takes a wrong step and smacks her bottom hard on the pavement. At one point, her feet are in the air above her head in the fall. She stands up and loudly yells at her husband in their love language.
“IT’S F***** ICE, THAT IS NOT FUNNY YOU TAKE IT OUT”
She then turns around and marches up the driveway, angrily speaking to somebody on the phone while letting them know, “I just f***** fell on dry ice,” in a clear state of hostile irritation. After walking off camera, she briefly returns while yelling at her husband, who is clearly entertained by his wife’s funny fall, but she is not having any of it.
It’s unsurprising to see Florida folks having a tough time with the inclement weather. A wicked polar vortex is causing all sorts of issues for folks living in the South, typically accustomed to warm weather all year round. We probably haven’t seen the last of the ice-related slips and falls this winter. All jokes aside, if you’re living in the south, be careful with slippery than expected a surfaces and you can avoid a Florida Wife rage situation.
