Old Man Thrown Out of Bar For Peeing in the Sink: ‘Urine Trouble, Mate LMFAO’

While there are plenty of different ways to get thrown out of a pub, a 70-year-old man in the UK found himself ejected from his local for urinating into a sink. According to the gentleman in question, the toilets in the bar were too crowded, which led to him doing the deed in the washbasin. A video has been making the rounds over on Reddit, courtesy of user HeyBuddyItsMeDad. You can check out the footage for yourself down below, though be warned there is some profanity.

Clearly, things get a little heated between the elderly fellow and the pub staff outside of the establishment, with the man exclaiming, “You come and grab me. I’m a 70-year-old man. I needed the toilet badly. It was chokka [crowded].” In response, a member of staff at the bar replied: “You don’t p*** in the sink, you know better. You f***ing know better. You’re an old 70-year-old man.”

To this, the old man responds, “You don’t have enough toilets for the customer. I could have a health problem. I need the toilet. I used the tap and flushed it.“

Of course, it didn’t take long before the comments section began heating up with Redditors weighing in on the topic. One netizen took the lyrics of Chumbawamba’s Top 10 hit song, Tubthumping, and slightly amended the words to amusing effect:

Elsewhere, another Redditor earned themselves over 100 likes for writing,

Meanwhile, a third commenter chimed in with,

Even though the gentleman insinuates that he was manhandled by staff, it does appear from the footage that he may’ve been trying to save face from an embarrassing situation. At the end of the day, when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go, right? But perhaps next time, the gentleman won’t leave it so long to have to relieve himself in a public sink.