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Massachusetts Craigslist Seller Offered Free Tickets Plus $50 Compensation To Watch Melania's Movie Before Shutting Down

Massachusetts Craigslist Seller Offered Free Tickets Plus $50 Bribe To Watch Melania’s Movie Before Shutting Down: ‘This Is the Fault of the Lunatic Left’

By AugustJanuary 31, 2026

Absolute cinema

Lazy Indiana University President Forces All 'Broke' Students Into Unpaid Labor to Remove Snow Themselves

Infamous Indiana University President Forces All ‘Broke College Students’ Into Unpaid Labor to Remove Snow Themselves: ‘Pick a Shovel Up, Peasant. It’s Snowing’

By AugustJanuary 31, 2026

“This will be great for PR! /s”

Heritage Foundation of Washington, DC Proposes Dystopian ‘Saving America by Saving the Family’ Bootcamp

Heritage Foundation of Washington, DC Proposes Dystopian ‘Saving America by Saving the Family’ Bootcamp: ‘What Happened to the Whole Land of the Free Thing?’

By Maggie HoffmanJanuary 31, 2026

This sounds incredibly dystopian

Today's Horoscope: January 31st – Having Somewhere To Go Is Home, Having Someone To Love Is Family

Today’s Horoscope: January 31st – Having Somewhere To Go Is Home, Having Someone To Love Is Family

By Giovanna De ItaJanuary 31, 2026

And having both is a blessing

Racist Michigan Judge Retires After Investigation into Leaked Audio of Her Racism, '15 months collecting check without working'

Racist Michigan Judge Retires After Investigation into Leaked Audio of Her Racism, ’15 months collecting check without working?’

By Brady Klinger-MeyersJanuary 30, 2026

So no punishment then?

Missouri Woman Bashes Conservative Woman Who Says Trump Needs to ‘Crush the Left So Badly,

Missouri Woman Bashes MAGA Extremist Who Says Trump Needs to ‘Crush the Left So Badly,’ ‘I’m Not Sure How This is a Good, Christian Value’

By Maggie HoffmanJanuary 30, 2026

There’s no love and acceptance there

Boomer Crash Out As Karen Curses At The Top Of Her Lungs Over Sweater At Arizona Dillard’s, ‘Call A Priest With A Police Too’

By Fiyin OlowokandiJanuary 30, 2026

No self-control

‘Stay-at-home moms get punished in divorce,’ Says Florida Mother After Husband Tries to Dip Out on Child Support in Underhanded Way

‘Stay-at-home moms get punished in divorce,’ Says Florida Mother After Husband Tries to Dip Out on Child Support in Underhanded Way

By Brady Klinger-MeyersJanuary 30, 2026

It’s about control

DNA Test Reunites California Family 63 Years Later, 'What a Huge Gift to Receive as a Mama'

DNA Test Reunites California Family 63 Years Later, ‘What a Huge Gift to Receive as a Mama’

By Nat CollazoJanuary 30, 2026

That’s so heartwarming

Spineless Wyoming MAGA Rep. Scrams Out of Town Hall Due to Pressure To Denounce ICE: ‘Hold Their Feet to the Proverbial Fire’

By Fiyin OlowokandiJanuary 30, 2026

Can’t even do her job