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Home»Human Interest»‘Ridiculous’ New York Landlord Stapled ‘Antique Doors’ With Sign Warning Tenants Not to Damage: ‘Dude Put the Moron in Oxymoron’

‘Ridiculous’ New York Landlord Stapled ‘Antique Doors’ With Sign Warning Tenants Not to Damage: ‘Dude Put the Moron in Oxymoron’

Quite the silly fellow

AugustBy AugustFebruary 18, 20262 Mins Read
New York Landlord Stapled 'Antique Doors' With Sign Warning Tenants
Image Source: IrisFromOmelas via Reddit

Life is hard, but some people make it harder on themselves due to their own incompetence, just like one particular landlord in New York. Apparently, several of the doors within the property he’s renting out are antiques, which he claims were recently repaired. So, he wants his tenants to avoid damaging the wooden doors at all costs, warning them to avoid hooks, nails, tape, or even hanging items on the doorknobs or overhead frame. Such a rule makes sense, until one of the tenants realized he stapled the warning signs onto the antique doors.

Landlord STAPLED a notice on all the antique doors to tell us that it's very important we don't damage the antique doors
byu/IrisFromOmelas inmildlyinfuriating

As to what he meant by “recently repaired,” one of the tenants clarified: “He just means ‘applied some varnish and called it a day’.” But then to damage his own doors with staples and demand that all renters protect the doors from any damage is irrational behavior. “Dude put the moron in oxymoron,” one tenant laughed, posting the situation to r/mildlyinfuriating.

Many people strongly recommended that the tenant save this photo; otherwise, this rather incompetent landlord might attempt to charge the renters for the holes in his antique doors out of their deposit. If he’s silly enough to make this mistake, there’s no telling what other sort of nonsense he might try to pull. “Who the hell even considers using a stapler on a door. It wouldn’t even cross my mind,” exclaims one commenter. “This is so ridiculous,” agreed another.

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Besides the New York landlord making a blundering mistake or scheming some deposit scam, some people believe it was one of management’s employees who stapled the repaired antique doors, on purpose. “This screams malicious compliance. Or incredible stupidity,” remarks one individual. “The person tasked with posting them up despises the person who made the signs,” added a second user. However, the majority of people believe that this was not a malicious worker but just management, aka the landlord, and his behavior “adequately explained by stupidity.”

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August Webb is TNS's Lead Guide Editor who additionally helps in covering celebrity and pop culture news. She provides assistance to other freelancers and staff on trendy topics to write about. When not working, she's playing a visual novel, fanning over an indie gem, or lost in the world of VR. Residing in Daegu, South Korea, August has a Bachelor's, double-majoring in Media and Communication and Business Administration. She graduated in Yeungnam University of Gyeongsan, South Korea. August's areas of expertise include Game Strategy Guides, Video Game Features, and Celebrity News and Gossip. August has worked in online media for over four years since 2021. Starting out as a freelancer, she's written for TNS, ScreenRant of Valnet, and Gamepur of GAMURS GROUP. She has experience publishing short and long-form video game guides, game features, and game reviews. Currently serving as the Lead Guide Editor for the Guide Writing department at The Nerd Stash, she edits a variety of articles while also helping with providing topics to write about via tools like Google Trends or SemRush. She works alongside TNS's Editorial Team, discussing and executing strategies to better improve the site's traffic and experience for users.

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