Don’t forget to bow and Praise the Sun
Elden Ring
Time for two handing
Mighty dragon, thou’rt a trueborn heir
The only dexterity weapons you need
Prepare to get Mohgged
Good ol’ unga bunga
Wait, what’s this?! It’s, it’s Radahn with a steel chair!
There’s a fight around every corner
Bird Down!
Pray fast, smite hard.
If you believe and work hard, you shall kick ass!
High risk, higher reward!
Blood for blood.
A step-by-step guide on how to get one of the most stylish armor sets in Elden Ring.
Maybe the real Elden Ring was the final boss we killed along the way.
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May chaos take the world
Explosive bolts and big swords
Storm’s a-brewin’
No swords and spears this time
Straight to the boiler room
Dragons, meet Dragonwound Slash
I tip my Aristocrat Hat to you, Milady
More power
You’ve gone this far, keep going further
Bring your Tarnished friends