Maybe don’t climb them?
 
	
	Sid was born, did some stuff, then decided to become a writer. He found respite in the sweet embrace of video games and pop culture after serving as a journalist, covering warzones and depressed areas. It seems he prefers the much lower chance of getting hit by a stray bullet during work hours.
New toys, but don’t expect them to be shiny
Don’t worry it’s not as annoying as an actual antivirus
He kept an eye on that role
So who’s going to set the standards?
Probably would’ve accepted an Oval Office argument
