The Perks of Being a Wastelander.
Sid was born, did some stuff, then decided to become a writer. He found respite in the sweet embrace of video games and pop culture after serving as a journalist, covering warzones and depressed areas. It seems he prefers the much lower chance of getting hit by a stray bullet during work hours.
Look at you go, little Baron Junior!
Gotta hit the target market.
Get those contractors ready for mass renovations.
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.