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Home»Human Interest»Baffled Chicago Man Walks In to Find Random Woman Sleeping Comfortably in His Bed Before Calling the Police: ‘Wash Everything’

Baffled Chicago Man Walks In to Find Random Woman Sleeping Comfortably in His Bed Before Calling the Police: ‘Wash Everything’

She could have been dangerous

Salma AhmedBy Salma AhmedNovember 24, 20253 Mins Read
A picture of the random Chicago woman.
Image Source: @smil3ylc via TikTok

Sometimes people come home and find an unexpected surprise waiting for them. Well, a Chicago man was left baffled after he came home to find a random woman sleeping in his bed. She was way too comfortable. He filmed her sleeping there as he asked her to leave. Instead of leaving immediately, she took her time as she told him “I’m sorry.” He then told her, “Come on you gotta go.” He kept repeating this several times as she just stared at him like it was her house and not his. She even tried to go back to sleep. “Get the [expletive] up,” the guy said. Weirdly enough, his cat was on the bed too and it wasn’t fazed that a stranger was there.

@smil3ylc

Anyone know this lady??! Chicago Modern day, Goldilocks! My brother got home at 230am and found this lady sleeping in the house! #chicagosouthside#goldilocks#kitten

♬ original sound – smil3ylc

Quickly, the Chicago man started losing his patience since the woman didn’t look like she planned to leave. He ended up snatching the blanket off her and demanding that she get up. He also pointed out to her how dirty her feet looked which probably upset him even more. The guy then made it clear that he was giving her a chance to walk on her feet rather than him dragging her away. “Get your [expletive] up,” he said. Finally, she got up and started exiting the room. When he asked her which way she came from, she didn’t respond. Since what the woman did was basically illegal, the man ended up calling the police. He later posted a video of two police officers taking her away. According to him, she even tried to hide. At least he now has a story to use in two truths and a lie.

People Reacting to the Chicago Man’s Video

It wasn’t surprising that people were also shocked at what the Chicago man went through. Finding a woman chilling in your bed isn’t that common. Since she didn’t look in the right state of mind and also her feet weren’t clean, one person advised the man to “Wash everything.” Others commented on how the man was peaceful because not everyone would have acted in the same way. “She lucky to be alive he was nice to her,” someone wrote. Another person said, “He has so much patience. I would’ve lost it I’m not a fan of repeating myself especially in my house.” The video was kind of funny, though, because of how the cat was just sleeping next to her. This made one woman joke and say, “& then the cat just laying there sleep with her he would’ve had to go too.”

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Under the second video posted by the Chicago man, people began speculating that the woman was living there without him knowing. “She’s been hiding in your house , she knows your routine. That’s why the cat was so comfortable with her,” one person wrote. Another person shared the same opinion and said, “I think that this lady was doing smth called frogging in ur home it’s when a squatter memorizes someone’s schedule and sneaks into their home unnoticed that’s why the cat was so comfortable and why she herself wasn’t as anxious as she should’ve been.” That makes it even more terrifying.

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Salma Ahmed is a 24 years old Egyptian writer who graduated with an English major. She has experience covering celebrities, lifestyle, soccer, women's rights and more. She previously worked for MovieWeb and The South African.

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