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Crazy DoorDash Customer Threatens Life of Florida Driver Over Taco Bell Order

Crazy DoorDash Customer Threatens Life of Florida Driver Over Taco Bell Order: ‘They Were Getting Violently Hangry’

By AugustJanuary 9, 2026

The tacos were a matter of life and death

Bright Security Light Florida

‘That’s a Floodlight’: New Florida Neighbors Install a Security Light Capable Of Blinding Everyone Who Looks at It

By Julio La PineJanuary 9, 2026

Blinded by the lights

Wisconsin Police Chief Defends Controversial 'Right-Wing' Tattoo of New Recruit

Wisconsin Police Chief Defends Controversial ‘Right-Wing’ Tattoo of New Recruit: ‘You Can’t Make This Stuff Up’

By AugustJanuary 9, 2026

Quite the telling symbolism there

Oregon officials speak out after ICE shooting in Portland

Oregon Senator Speaks Out After Another Brazen Act of Government Violence: ‘Don’t Take the Bait’

By Megan FairbanksJanuary 9, 2026

It’s happened again

Geico Denies Michigan Family’s Claim After Car Crash Because the Children Weren’t on Policy

Geico Denies Michigan Family’s Claim After Car Crash Because Their Infants Weren’t on Insurance Policy: ‘This Is Going to Completely Ruin Our Financial Situation’

By AugustJanuary 9, 2026

An outrageous outcome

This Waymo Car Thought the Phoenix Light Rail Track Was a Road: ‘Waymo Shutting Down Their Competition’

This Waymo Car Thought the Arizona Light Rail Track Was a Road: ‘Waymo Shutting Down Their Competition’

By Gabriela JessicaJanuary 9, 2026

More like Artificially Incompetent

Right Wing MAGA Protester Issues Disturbing Threats at Minneapolis Demonstration: ‘They Admit It Was an Execution Not Self Defense’

Right Wing MAGA Protester Issues Disturbing Threats at Minnesota Demonstration: ‘They Admit It Was an Execution Not Self Defense’

By Gabriela JessicaJanuary 9, 2026

White supremacist

Texas College Agave

A Texas Agricultural College Removes Decorative Historic Agave Plants After Reports of “Them Poking”: ‘No More Tequila…’

By Giovanna De ItaJanuary 9, 2026

Let’s make the spaces ugly and uninhabitable

Man Asks if Door Is Bulletproof at Somali-Owned Daycare in Columbus Ohio: ‘People Have Lost Their Ever Loving Minds’

Man Asks if Door Is Bulletproof at Somali-Owned Daycare in Ohio: ‘People Have Lost Their Ever Loving Minds’

By Gabriela JessicaJanuary 9, 2026

Disgusting men

Minnesota Inner-City Native Reservation Gets Targeted by Clueless ICE Officials

ICE Visit Alarms Minnesota Native Community: Residents Question Targeting, ‘It’s No Longer About Color or Tint or Accents’

By Maggie HoffmanJanuary 9, 2026

Always showing up where they don’t belong