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Home»Human Interest»Detroit Pastor Praises His Crypto Coin After Trump’s Inauguration Sermon ‘Proof GOD Doesn’t Exist’

Detroit Pastor Praises His Crypto Coin After Trump’s Inauguration Sermon ‘Proof GOD Doesn’t Exist’

Praise His Money

David RodriguezBy David RodriguezJanuary 21, 20252 Mins Read
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The charismatic Detroit Pastor Lorenzo Sewell allegedly began promoting his very own cryptocurrency shortly after Trump’s inauguration sermon earlier this week.

Detroit Pastor Lorenzo Sewell Promotes His Crypto Coin Using Jesus After Praying At Trump’s Inauguration! 🤑 💰💰💰 pic.twitter.com/hcP6D5vQ30

— Rain Drops Media (@Raindropsmedia1) January 20, 2025

The claim was posted on X, and it didn’t take long to draw the ire of local and national folks who are clearly tired of TV evangelists and charlatans using religion to get as rich as possible. Lorenzo, going by pastor Zo, actually took to the Nazi-saluting Elon Musk owned social media platform to speak about his cryptocurrency.

The crypto community was kind enough to send me $Lorenzo, so I have permanently locked my tokens into a Liquidity Pool, so that I will never sell on the community but rather just earn fees as our token continues to flourish!

Amazing day, all the Glory to God!

CA:… pic.twitter.com/kAZFL3mMmb

— Pastor Zo (@pastorzosewell) January 20, 2025

The crypto community was kind enough to send me $Lorenzo, so I have permanently locked my tokens into a Liquidity Pool, so that I will never sell on the community but rather just earn fees as our token continues to flourish! Amazing day, all the Glory to God!

The currency then promptly crashed over 90%, in a move not too dissimilar from Hawk Tuah herself when she scammed folks out of millions late last year before vanishing into the night.

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Pastor Zo, as his X handle is named, performed at Donald Trump’s 47th Presidential Inauguration on Monday. He quickly became a meme, with his exaggerated prayers being mocked on the world wide web. Boa I hate these fairytale hustlers with a passion, he selling out for the bag, If this isn’t proof GOD does no exist… amongst other more harsh critiques.

Pastor Zo is looking to cash in big on his memecoin, but do yourself a favor and perhaps save your hard-earned cash for something more worthwhile than this.

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