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Home»News»Kentucky Police Roast Subaru Drivers as Winter Storm Bites: ‘AWD Is Not a Personality’

Kentucky Police Roast Subaru Drivers as Winter Storm Bites: ‘AWD Is Not a Personality’

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Alex GibsonBy Alex GibsonJanuary 27, 20263 Mins Read
Subarus in Kentucky drives on snow during storm
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As a brutal winter storm continues to grip much of the eastern United States, Kentucky authorities are trying something different to keep drivers safe: using humor sharp enough to cut through the ice.

With freezing temperatures lingering, snowfall only gradually easing, and at least 20 deaths nationwide linked to the storm, officials across the region have urged people to stay home. Schools remain closed in many areas, travel has been severely disrupted, and hundreds of thousands have dealt with power outages. While Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear says the worst of the storm system has largely moved on from the state, he cautioned residents that “we are not in the clear yet,” as a deep freeze continues to threaten much of the country.

Enter the Louisville Metro Police Department, which decided that if drivers were going to risk it anyway, they might as well be reminded that physics still applies.

ATTENTION SUBARU OWNERS: This is your friendly reminder that AWD is not a personality and it’s definitely not a forcefield. You too, can hit a guardrail.

— LMPD (@LMPD) January 25, 2026

The post quickly went viral, racking up over 15,000 likes as users across the country chimed in. Subaru, after all, has a reputation. Models like the Subaru WRX, Legacy, and Forester are famed for their all-wheel-drive systems, developed through decades of rally racing pedigree and World Rally Championship success. That heritage has given Subaru owners a certain confidence when roads turn slick.

The comment section leaned fully into the joke. One user declared, “What lies WRC or bust brother we will spin to win my way around and you will like it!” Another summed up the bravado perfectly: “Yes, I will. Yes, the Subaru will be fine. Cope.” Perhaps the most blunt reminder came from a practical-minded commenter: “All cars have 4 wheel braking!”

Others applauded LMPD’s tone. “Pat yourself on the back. These posts are great!” one user wrote, while another from New England added, “We are very much enjoying your feed here… and 🙌 to the Subaru comment as they are like that here too.”

This isn’t a one-off moment for Louisville police. The department’s X account has gained a reputation for mixing safety messaging with wit, often poking fun at local habits while still getting the point across. That approach recently earned local praise, with residents noting that the account stayed upbeat and relatable even as storm coverage elsewhere veered into constant doom-and-gloom.

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The underlying message, though, is serious. All-wheel drive can help a car get moving, but it doesn’t help it stop, and ice doesn’t care about rally heritage. As the National Weather Service warns of “frigid temperatures” and record lows impacting the eastern two-thirds of the U.S., officials continue to urge caution, even for drivers who think their car is built for the apocalypse.

Or, as LMPD put it: AWD isn’t a forcefield, even in Kentucky.

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