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Kourtney Kardashian Goes Full Nude, Sort Of

Kourtney Kardashian goes full nude. Well, not really, but when you first look at it, you need to do a double take. Then we got…

Remy CarreiroBy Remy CarreiroJanuary 27, 20232 Mins Read
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Kourtney Kardashian goes full nude. Well, not really, but when you first look at it, you need to do a double take. Then we got to thinking. How weird is it to buy an expensive dress that just makes you look naked. You can legit look naked for free. But then we remembered. This is a Kardashian we are talking about. Everything they do is for the public. Everything they do is the very definition of pageantry.

But in the same breath, Kourtney does look great. We aren’t here to talk smack. We just like to point out the obvious. But for those wondering, this is a Balmain dress. Half the people online want it, and the other half think it’s an actual piece of garbage. That’s the joy of the internet. Equal doses of love and hate, always.

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Kourtney Kardashian Goes Full Nude, Sort Of

Via Yahoo:

โ€œTheย Kardashiansย star and Lemme creator took toย Instagramย on Thursday to show off her Balmain dress โ€” but it’s not just any Balmain dress. Kardashian’s dress is an optical illusion, made to look like a statuesque nude body. The curve-hugging dress even includes cherubs on the back, which you can see in the shots Kardashian shared while turned around.

โ€˜If you need to make a call please hang up and try again,โ€™ Kardashian, 43, wrote in her Instagram caption. The photoset, which looks like it could have been taken in an elevator, also included a video clip of a phone reciting that exact message.โ€

Kourtney Kardashian goes full nude. I once tried to buy a pair of faded Balmain jeans. They were close to three hundred dollars. Then I woke up and realized that was half my rent at the time. But hey, for those who can afford it, Balmain really is top notch drip. And when you are Kardashian rich you can spend thousands on a dress that makes it look like you aren’t wearing a dress.

Seems kind of ironic, in an Alanis way.

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