The release of GTA 6 can’t come soon enough, but why wait for the game when you can experience it in real life? At least, that’s what a Florida man has decided to do while driving through traffic on his jet ski while wearing nothing but swimming trunks. In a video uploaded to r/florida by Abidali04, the eccentric individual can be seen steering what appears to be a scooter covered with a jet ski hull. Despite having no actual connection to GTA, the post has fans excited for the series’ next release.
“This belongs in the GTA 6 trailer!” remarks a commenter. “lol I hope gta 6 has this vehicle,” laughs another. “This is why they keep delaying gta 6, too many new characters to add,” jokes a third. A fourth joins the fun with, “Some Rockstar employee is going to see this and be pissed they don’t have time to add this to the game before release.” GTA 6 is set to release sometime in Fall 2025, but the exact date is still a mystery. That said, if a Rockstar dev ever does see this video of the naked Florida man on his street jet ski, these few fans can only hope the concept gets added to the game before it comes out.
GTA 6 aside, several commenters question the common sense and safety of the jet ski rider. “This guy is 100% gonna get hit by a car.” reads the top comment. “Personally, I wouldn’t ride this thing naked if I enjoyed having skin,” remarks a second. Several consider the man an idiot for his decision to wear nothing but swimming trunks. One commenter claims that nurses in Florida call motorcycles “donor-cycles” as “It’s Darwinism at its finest.”
Several dozen were impressed by the idea but were concerned with how recklessly the rider rode onto the sidewalk and grass while attempting a U-turn. “That’s honestly kinda awesome. Now he needs to learn to drive it,” stated one. Such careless driving is “risky without a life vest,” quips another. Regardless of whether the Florida man is pulling this dangerous stunt for attention or simply expressing his inner GTA nature, he definitely needs more protection than just some boxers.
