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Home»Human Interest»New York City Renters Pay $3,500 For Tiny Jail-Like Apartments And the Internet Is Losing It: ‘Hamster’s House Got Better Amenities’

New York City Renters Pay $3,500 For Tiny Jail-Like Apartments And the Internet Is Losing It: ‘Hamster’s House Got Better Amenities’

Prison, but with a view

Sahiba TahleelBy Sahiba TahleelApril 28, 20263 Mins Read
A satirical video compilation shows extremely small and poorly designed New York City apartments being toured by residents, including a combined sink-toilet unit, a bed that fills an entire room, and a kitchen barely wide enough for one person.
Image source: X via @akafaceUS

New York has always bragged that it’s worth every penny you spend. But right now, there’s a viral apartment montage that’s making a lot of people question that claim. The video zips through a bunch of TikTok-style apartment tours. Each one is more ridiculous than the last, and somehow all these places cost between $3,000 and $3,500 a month. 

People are moving to NYC to pay $3000 dollars a month to live between the cracks in the drywall.

They don't even realize hamsters got better homes. pic.twitter.com/3nelxhxWHn

— aka (@akafaceUS) April 27, 2026

You get a woman squeezing past exposed brick into what she cheerfully calls her “little shoebox NYC apartment.” She has just decided to accept how bizarre it is. Then a guy sits on a bed that takes up his entire room. He barely has to move to touch the door. One woman films the “Smallest Bathroom in NYC,” where the sink is literally built over the toilet, just like in jail or an RV. 

There’s another clip with a woman eating from a bowl, wedged between a countertop and the fridge in a kitchen so narrow it looks like a hallway. Someone points out their bedroom door, but it’s hard to tell what counts as a room at all.

The whole video is full of sarcastic text and emojis, capped off by a biting summary: People pay premium rent just to live “between the cracks in the drywall.”

And the numbers back all of this up. According to Trulia’s April 2026 market report, the average rent in New York City is $3,500 per month. That’s almost double the national average, about 85% higher. Manhattan is even worse, with average rent now up to $5,324, which is a 10.5% jump compared to last year. 

For studio apartments, you are looking at $4,068 for around 480 square feet. That toilet-sink combination isn’t an isolated joke. It’s actually a common feature in the city’s most aggressively sliced-up buildings. Landlords have been hacking up old apartments, squeezing in as many units as they can.

Internet Reacts To New York City Apartment Compilation

The comment section did not hold back. “The funniest part is that sink-toilet combo is the same thing they use in jails,” one person wrote, while another went straight for the comparison: “Oh, so it’s like prison but with a better mattress.”

Several comments landed on the broader absurdity of what the city is asking people to accept. “Paying $3k/mo to live in a hamster cage with a toilet-sink combo is peak ‘main character syndrome.’ Meanwhile, in flyover country: 3-bed house, yard, and actual kitchen for half the price. But sure, keep chasing that NYC vibe,” one person wrote. Another kept it short: “The hamster’s house got better amenities.”

One comment offered a rare moment of nuance: “This is fine when you are young, college students, or a few years into your career — but you will absolutely go nuts living like this long term.” And two others summed up the collective mood in a single line each: “The American dream right here,” and nothing else.

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New York’s rental market has kept getting tighter, year after year, and there’s no sign of things easing up. Studio prices have climbed nearly 8% over the past year, and one-bedrooms are following suit. Sure, New York State has some of the oldest rent stabilization laws in the country, and about a million apartments in the city fall under that protection. But the apartments in those viral videos are almost never rent-stabilized. So for hundreds of thousands of renters outside that system, having a toilet-sink combo is just how life goes.

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Sahiba Tahleel is a journalist at The Nerd Stash, with experience covering entertainment, human interest, viral stories, and internet culture. Her work centers on trending moments, online debates, and pop culture stories with a strong internet pulse. Off the clock, she is deep in meme timelines, books, or binge-watching her favorite shows and movies.

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