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Florida Woman Beaten and Dogs Stolen

Florida 92-Year-Old Woman Beaten While Screaming ‘Not on My Watch!’ as Thieves Steal Her Dogs

Not on My Watch!

By Jeremy HarrisAugust 22, 2025

'Low IQ' Georgia Man Has Meltdown Because His Battery Died While Having a Car Wash, Gets Arrested Due to Multiple Warrants

Georgia Man Has Meltdown Because His Battery Died While Having a Car Wash, Gets Arrested Due to Multiple Warrants: ‘I Laughed So Hard’

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

By Dylan ChaundyAugust 22, 2025

Florida Server Calls Out Disrespectful Customer Over Steak Outburst: ‘It Is Amazing How Upset People Get Over Food’

Is The Customer Always Right?

By Sylvia EzeAugust 22, 2025

Meghan Markle Salmonella and Poisoning in Her Cooking

Meghan Markle Encourages Salmonella Poisoning in Her Cooking: ‘Gordon Ramsey Would Lose His Mind’

A recipe for disaster, literally

By AugustAugust 22, 2025

cheesesteak sandwich philadelphia

Angry Philadelphia Chef Under Fire for Proudly Cross Contaminating His Cheesesteak Sandwich: ‘Lost Me With No Season and Cheese Whizzz’

Thank you, chef

By Sid NatividadAugust 22, 2025

DC man slammed for eating

Lone Man Bodyslammed by ICE, DC Cops, Park Police, DHS, and HSI for Eating in Washington DC: ‘7+ Pigs for a Guy Eating’

One more for the quota?

By Sid NatividadAugust 22, 2025

Florida Woman Fears Functional Illiteracy is Becoming a Real Crisis in America

Florida Teacher Fears Functional Illiteracy is Becoming a Real Crisis in America, ‘He Couldn’t Even Do Sight Words’

It’s a systematic problem, for sure

By Brady Klinger-MeyersAugust 22, 2025

Las Vegas Redditor Says SWAT Raided Girlfriend’s Home by Mistake Leaving $25K in Damage: ‘Stop Talking and Lawyer Up’

Las Vegas Redditor Says SWAT Raided Girlfriend’s Home by Mistake Leaving $25K in Damage: ‘Stop Talking and Lawyer Up’

Someone’s gotta pay up

By Gabriela JessicaAugust 22, 2025

Black Man Has Licensed Gun Taken By Washington, DC Police Without Probable Cause

Black Man Has Licensed Gun Taken Without “Probable Cause” By Washington, DC Police, ‘Ain’t None of Those Pigs Voting Dem’

Sounds like the cops racially profiled him

By Brady Klinger-MeyersAugust 22, 2025

Kanye West-Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian ‘Emotionally Trapped’ And Tormented by Kanye West Marriage Nightmares

It Will Haunt Her Forever

By Joann SchefflerAugust 22, 2025