The current estate crisis is making it challenging for many people to get a semi-decent home, and don’t let me start on the housing prices. We all have our own needs and basic instincts, after all. That’s why many are concerned about how a police officer responded to an emergency call at Lowe’s in Slidell, Louisiana, in which a poor naked man hid in a shed with little clothing and a jar of Vaseline. God forbid that a man have some privacy.
The original report comes from FOX10 News, in which the reporter shares how local officers had to respond to a bizarre call from a Lowe’s: a naked man hiding in a shed. The article tells how the Slidell, Louisiana police officers report that they began searching the shed section at Lowe’s, but it wasn’t until the fourth or fifth shed that they found a man hiding, almost naked, with a cell phone in one hand and Vaseline in the other. The officer asked the man to pull up his pants and come out with them to handcuff him. Fortunately, the man did not resist arrest but claimed he was just watching YouTube. Of course, this excuse was insufficient to prevent the unknown man from getting charged for obscenity or ending up in prison.
The report also describes that the man was standing with his back to the shed door, his pants down to his ankles, and he was using Vaseline. Reportedly, the man was allegedly doing indecent things with himself. This seems more like a fetish for doing “intimate” acts in public spaces. Also, the man may be somewhat mentally affected. Hopefully, not many have seen this offender in the middle of the act, especially since a store with frequent customers and their children is nearby.
