What a cactustrophe…

She made it a big deal

Walmart could be hard up in a few months

What is wrong with this generation?

She deserved to get fired

Door-to-door, huh?

Poor kid just wants to play basketball

There are charges even for fuses

Suburban Warfare

Attention Spans Sold Separately

Poor souls who were outside at that very moment

I would have been so mad

Her career is over

She was very angry