All Faith, all the time
Elden Ring
Like carving a turkey
I’ve got a bone to pick
No bird-brained Ash of War
Someone took ‘try finger’ too seriously
Where is thy mind? Where is thy mind?
What’s going on?
Don’t worry: you didn’t break anything
Snake? Snaaaake?!
Full of lava, golems, and misbegotten
A full recovery
Backhand blades are fast and deadly
“Queen Marika, mother to us all; favour me with thy grace”
Sometimes, you’re just gonna need all the help you can get
All this for a big, fancy katana
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New NPCs await in the Realm of Shadow
Enter if you dare
What an explosive mixture
Jolly cooperation!
Can’t a man marry his brother and destroy the world in peace?
Time to Bayle
‘Bud’ here means neither ‘buddy’ nor ‘Budweiser’
All Faith, all the time
Like carving a turkey
I’ve got a bone to pick