Mapping the Land of Shadow
Elden Ring
Slaying the boar-rider is not an impossible tusk
Over 40 ways to die
Ranni Questline 2.0
Orphan of Kos on a horse
To drink or not to drink
Time to prune this sunflower
No one was prepared for this
It’s like a badly AI-generated hand given sentience
Tea cup vs. the pitcher
Pay your respects to the Mother of Fingers
Flammable, but not so scary
You came to the wrong neighborhood
Don’t get exiled from online play
Best not to ask what they are, just gobble them up for a Rebirth
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No bird-brained Ash of War
Someone took ‘try finger’ too seriously
Where is thy mind? Where is thy mind?
What’s going on?
Don’t worry: you didn’t break anything
Snake? Snaaaake?!
Full of lava, golems, and misbegotten
A full recovery
Backhand blades are fast and deadly
“Queen Marika, mother to us all; favour me with thy grace”