Backhand blades are fast and deadly
Elden Ring
“Queen Marika, mother to us all; favour me with thy grace”
Sometimes, you’re just gonna need all the help you can get
All this for a big, fancy katana
Mapping the Land of Shadow
Slaying the boar-rider is not an impossible tusk
Over 40 ways to die
Ranni Questline 2.0
Orphan of Kos on a horse
To drink or not to drink
Time to prune this sunflower
No one was prepared for this
It’s like a badly AI-generated hand given sentience
Tea cup vs. the pitcher
Pay your respects to the Mother of Fingers
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‘Bud’ here means neither ‘buddy’ nor ‘Budweiser’
All Faith, all the time
Like carving a turkey
I’ve got a bone to pick
No bird-brained Ash of War
Someone took ‘try finger’ too seriously
Where is thy mind? Where is thy mind?
What’s going on?
Don’t worry: you didn’t break anything
Snake? Snaaaake?!