It’s better to be safe than sorry

There’s no way…

As if Florida Man wasn’t bad enough

Unhinged boomers

Someone’s gotta go down with the ship

The former first daughter just watched

Meet the misadventures of Miss Petunia

Typical response

Now what are they doing there?

One chicken to save us all

Tell the landlord to pound sand

No event is worth speeding over

Good

Even they are tired