As if Florida Man wasn’t bad enough
Florida
Unhinged boomers
Ma’am, this is a Wendys.
Someone’s gotta go down with the ship
The former first daughter just watched
He is doing what now?
Meet the misadventures of Miss Petunia
Typical response
Now what are they doing there?
One kid begged for the door to be opened
One chicken to save us all
Tell the landlord to pound sand
No event is worth speeding over
Good
Even they are tired
