“Completely normal phenomenon,” experts say

He called it a disgrace

That sounds like a pretty good gig

Why would he do that?

They had a chance to help, but they “blew it”

The world is so creative!

Ignorance reigns supreme

Telling it as it is

What gave him this audacity?

Winter has come

Enlightenment left the chat

Most political winter ever

He’s crashing out at this point

She said what?!