That fart blew her away

Who’s next?

This social club’s getting bigger

Deus ex machina

I blame the blue hedgehog

Reality is starting to outpace South Park

Look what you made me do

If only Kermit was this sober in Omegle

Great, now they’re disseminating actual semen

Special access? Why not just baby-oil the lock?

Juan way ticket to county jail

What a pickle of a situation

Probably unrelated to the exorbitant egg prices

Sounds like a plot for a Tarantino movie

“You were the chosen one!”