Reality is starting to outpace South Park

Look what you made me do

If only Kermit was this sober in Omegle

Great, now they’re disseminating actual semen

Special access? Why not just baby-oil the lock?

Juan way ticket to county jail

What a pickle of a situation

Probably unrelated to the exorbitant egg prices

Sounds like a plot for a Tarantino movie

“You were the chosen one!”

Might as well double check that diploma

Ah yes, the premium landlord special

There better be a special place in hell for them

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!