Feeling the outrage growing against road ragers, a man in Katy, Texas, decided to join a select group of men willing to do something about it. And by “something,” they mean making us laugh: they will handle it with Mario Kart items.
The man’s contribution to the video game-inspired plan is the latest of a 4-part stitching series of videos. TikTok user goldengunnzlocknloaded shared the clip, which has quickly garnered more than half a million likes and 11 thousand comments.
First, a bearded man talks directly to the camera, apparently fed up with the obnoxious and dangerous nature of road ragers. He said, “PSA for all you road ragers out there. Some of us stay armed at all times. Take a look at this right here.”
The man then shows what he is actually carrying: a Spiny Shell, otherwise known as the blue shell from Mario Kart. Created to absolutely blow the racer in the first place to smithereens, this man plans to use its plushie equivalent to get rid of the road-raging fellows on the streets, one smile at a time.
Another bearded man reacted to the blue shell, completely mocking it in an act of absolute disrespect.
“Yeah, you may stop me momentarily, but if you behind me, good luck driving with all these in your pathway,” the man said as he showed a hand of bananas. “These going to be everywhere, bro, OK?“
To this second driver, leaving banana peels behind him will make sure he is well protected against incoming items and will probably have some of them karters spinning around, confused. You monster.
More Men Join The Mario Kart Fun, Reactions
A third man, again bearded, wasn’t impressed. He showed an extremely dangerous Bob-omb plushie. Capable of bringing destruction to the road ragers, at least figuratively and playfully, this individual has what it takes to win.
Finally, our man in Texas found the Bob-omb “cute.” Then, he showed a tiny, albeit powerful, Bullet Bill toy. He said, “It’s all fun and games until I run all your asses off the road. Don’t worry about the size, it gets bigger.” He was bearded, too.
Seeing that the clip got massive amounts of love, it is safe to say that users online found the innocent banter between the bearded man adorable.
“This is the nerdiest thing I’ve ever seen and I love it!” one user commented. Another one said, “These people out here are dangerous, my goodness.” A third one added, “So TikTok just allowing yall to post videos with all these in them???? I’m calling Princess Peach.”
Whether these men are in Texas or across the country, they should totally get together for some kart racing. Seeing them throwing the plushing to each other will break the internet, certainly.
