With Valentine’s Day soon to arrive, people around the country are undoubtedly making plans and preparing gifts for their loved ones. One county sheriff, however, has quite a shocking surprise for who they want their Valentine to be — a Florida woman with an arrest warrant on her head. The Alachua County Sheriff has posted to Facebook in response to being taunted by the female criminal, who is wanted “for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon since December 2024.”
Despite having an outstanding warrant for over a month, the violent Florida woman has successfully avoided arrest, as evidenced by her mockery of the police force looking for her. “Shidddd I ain’t hard to find 🥴 do ya job 💃🏾,” she taunted in a response to the Alachua County Sheriff’s post requesting information on the whereabouts of one Alizeyh Richardson. The 27-year-old, who goes by Kwanteria Alizeyh Richardson or Panky, thought it funny to get the Florida police’s attention with her mischievous post. However, no one expected what was to follow.
The Alachua County Sheriff decided to fire back at the Florida woman criminal with a joke of their own — asking her to be their Valentine. “Lucky for you, we are used to those who play ‘hard to get,'” was the start of their witty response. They continued with:
“Real talk, be our Valentine 💌. Slide into our DM’s’ and we will pick you up in a custom green and white whip 😉. We have jewelry that will fit your wrists perfectly ⛓️💥 and we have already reserved the best bed and breakfast in town 😘”
A cheeky “See you soon ❤️” concluded the romantic invitation. Needless to say, thousands of people reacted to the post with laughter and 3.4K shares. “Yooo 😂😂😂,” exclaims a Facebook user. “Sister has a comedy routine,” remarked another. “Lucky for me, I have a 13 year old, so I totally understand that brain rot the sherriff’s department replied back with,” commented a third. “Maybe they should post “where ya at, bey?” This is just stupid,” sighed a Redditor.
Whatever the case, it’s nice to see a police department have a little fun with their cases, even if a dangerous Florida woman with an arrest warrant is out on the loose.
