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Home»Human Interest»Wisconsin Driver Crashes Into Tree and Almost Dies With Bleeding Injuries But Drives Off Like Nothing Happened: ‘Tis but a Scratch!’

Wisconsin Driver Crashes Into Tree and Almost Dies With Bleeding Injuries But Drives Off Like Nothing Happened: ‘Tis but a Scratch!’

“It’s but a mere flesh wound”

AugustBy AugustJuly 16, 20253 Mins Read
Wisconsin Driver Smashes into Tree and Almost Dies with Bleeding Injuries
Image Source: burnrobe via Reddit

The things a desperate person will do to escape their problems can indeed be shocking. A driver in Wisconsin barely avoided being seriously or even fatally injured after smashing into a tree. He was allegedly trying to avoid hitting another car, causing him to barrel straight into a tree on the driver’s side. Bleeding from both his forehead and arm, it’s clear he wasn’t in an ideal condition to be driving, yet the man drove off as if nothing were amiss. Unfortunately for him, though, a motorcyclist chased him down and called 911.

[USA] Driver collides with tree, acts like it's no big thing.
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“I am okay,” was the first thing the man uttered to the motorcyclist once he managed to pull over. Apparently, the reason he didn’t want to have the accident reported was that he was already in deep trouble, besides almost dying in a car crash, that is. “I have to [go], or I will lose my life forever,” he muttered in a fearful tone. “I will lose my kids.” His comments have gotten online users to believe he is perhaps in a custody battle with an ex-wife. That would make sense, seeing how getting the local cops in Wisconsin called on him would definitely make his situation worse. Many assumed he was also DUI, but apparently that wasn’t the case, according to WXOW 19 News.

The Wisconsin driver “was mailed five tickets amounting to over $1,700. Those tickets include hit and run to property adjacent to a highway, failure to keep a vehicle under control, operating a vehicle without insurance, having a non-registered car, and failing to stop at a stop sign,” the news report states. DUI was not included in his charges, so something else was going on with his mental state that caused him to crash and drive off as if he were going to be alright.

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“Damn, $1700 for all of those charges is an absolute steal,” remarked a Redditor. Considering how messed up the guy and his car got, it was rather disturbing that he was being let off fairly lightly, considering how dangerous the incident could have been. Another bizarre thing is that the man later told the cops that he “did not remember what he hit.” All things considered, a concussion from a car accident like that could perhaps result in memory loss. Whatever the case, it’s impressive he thought he could pull the “’tis but a scratch!” card on the motorcyclist despite his worrying injuries, as one Reddit user put it.

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August Webb is TNS's Lead Guide Editor who additionally helps in covering celebrity and pop culture news. She provides assistance to other freelancers and staff on trendy topics to write about. When not working, she's playing a visual novel, fanning over an indie gem, or lost in the world of VR. Residing in Daegu, South Korea, August has a Bachelor's, double-majoring in Media and Communication and Business Administration. She graduated in Yeungnam University of Gyeongsan, South Korea. August's areas of expertise include Game Strategy Guides, Video Game Features, and Celebrity News and Gossip. August has worked in online media for over four years since 2021. Starting out as a freelancer, she's written for TNS, ScreenRant of Valnet, and Gamepur of GAMURS GROUP. She has experience publishing short and long-form video game guides, game features, and game reviews. Currently serving as the Lead Guide Editor for the Guide Writing department at The Nerd Stash, she edits a variety of articles while also helping with providing topics to write about via tools like Google Trends or SemRush. She works alongside TNS's Editorial Team, discussing and executing strategies to better improve the site's traffic and experience for users.

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