The year 2020 has been a wild ride. Between a wildfire, a pandemic, and a speaking out movement, many feel that 2020 is the craziest year in recent history. With so much going on, some have started to play Apocalypse bingo. If suddenly the news proclaimed that aliens were invading, there would be a 50/50 response. Some would believe it to be true, while others would be skeptical. On July 28th, the Destroy All Humans! Remake is scheduled to be released. With less than a month until its release, we will be covering the Destroy All Humans! Achievements.
At PAX East 2020, I had the opportunity to preview the Destroy All Humans! Remake. The demo showed us that Crypto can now use multiple abilities at the same time. This will allow players to control enemies while also throwing others as human spears. The achievements below give us a hint as to what to expect once the game releases. Most of the Destroy All Humans! achievements seem pretty straight forward, however, the Hop the Hoop achievements might be a headache. Based on the demo we played, this could be rather difficult since levels seem to be a decent size.
Reminder, the Collectors Edition of Destroy All Humans! is Jam Packed!
Destroy All Humans! Achievements
 | Goin’ to Seed | 15  |
| Invade Turnipseed Farm | ||
 | Rockwell Death Knell | 15 |
| Invade Rockwell | ||
 | Immodesta | 15 |
| Invade Santa Modesta | ||
 | Area of Dissect | 15 |
| Invade Area 42 | ||
 | Union Busting | 15 |
| Invade Union Town | ||
 | Capitol Punishment | 30 |
| Invade Capitol City | ||
 | A Pox on Your Gear | 15 |
| Upgrade Crypto at Pox’s Lab in the mothership | ||
 | And a Pox on Your Saucer Too | 15 |
| Upgrade your saucer at Pox’s Lab in the mothership | ||
 | Down to the Challenge | 15 |
| Revisit a missionless invasion site and complete a challenge there | ||
 | Invasion of the Body Swappers | 15 |
| Try out a new look for Crypto in the mothership’s archives | ||
 | Return of the Clone II – Reloaded | 15 |
| Re-visit a mission in the mothership archive’s Holopoxdeck | ||
 | Swift Harvest | 15 |
| Accelerate Brain Extract or Transmog by mashing that button like you mean it | ||
 | No Time to Waste | 15 |
| Destroy a human with a weapon and another with a psi ability at the same time | ||
 | Covert Thoughts | 15 |
| Stay covert by scanning primitive human thoughts | ||
 | Harvest Season | 15 |
| Recover a Furon Probe | ||
 | Rejected for Probing | 15 |
| Throw something into something else with the saucer’s Abducto Beam | ||
 | Furonigami | 15 |
| Explore the more offbeat parts of the mothership | ||
 | Reduce, Abuse, Recycle | 15 |
| Transmogrify an object to replenish your ammunition | ||
 | Hot to Trot | 15 |
| Evade a rocket by dashing | ||
 | Brain Drain | 15 |
| Consume a human brain to kickstart your shield regeneration | ||
 | Simply Repulsive | 15 |
| Use your saucer’s Repulse-O-Tron to fend off homing missiles | ||
 | Gas-Guzzler Guzzler | 15 |
| Abduct and drain a vehicle to replenish your saucer’s shields | ||
 | When Two Humans Collide | 15 |
| Use PK to destroy a human with another human | ||
 | Man’s Inhumanity to Man | 15 |
| Destroy multiple humans with a human-made explosive | ||
 | Hop the Hoop | 30 |
| Display Furonic aeronautic prowess by soaring through giant human pastry without soiling your feet | ||
 | Do Feed the Sharks | 30 |
| Demonstrate Furon free spirit near a warning sign placed by the human authorities | ||
 | As Is Tradition | 15 |
| Abduct a cow with your saucer | ||
 | Pyrokinesis | 15 |
| Set something on fire, then use it to destroy a hapless human | ||
 | Fly, My Pretties | 15 |
| Throw a human into the air and juggle them | ||
 | Unilateral Disarmament | 30 |
| Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all | ||
 | Impeached | 30 |
| Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord | ||
 | Champion of Abduction | 30 |
| Ace an Abduction challenge with a three-star rating | ||
 | Furon Faster Race | 30 |
| Ace a Race challenge with a three-star rating | ||
 | Righteous Rampage | 30 |
| Ace a Rampage challenge with a three-star rating | ||
 | The Art of Armageddon | 30 |
| Ace an Armageddon challenge with a three-star rating | ||
 | Jerk of All Trades | 30 |
| Obtain at least a two-star rating for each challenge type | ||
 | Grade A Upgrade | 30 |
| Fully upgrade one of the branches of a weapon or ability | ||
 | Ace of Space | 90 |
| Ace all challenges! | ||
 | The Mandatory Option | 90 |
| Complete all optional mission objectives! (Use the Holopoxdeck if you have to.) | ||
 | For the Glory of the Furon Empire! | 100 |
| Destroy humanity’s last hope and initiate the subjugation of the species |
