Pro tip: The Dragon is a good DPS dummy.
Author: Sid Natividad
Permission to panic, sir!
New orders: Pest Control.
No, the dragon isn’t interested in any Arisen below six feet.
Strider, no striding. Oh man.
The Hunter gets hunted. 25 times. Democratically.
Maybe the real Elden Ring was the final boss we killed along the way.
It eclipses other abilities.
Of course you need space figs to build your superweapons.
Bless them with their daily lightning.








