Open shoplifting
A lifelong gamer and self-confessed Legend of Zelda fan, Tom's ever-growing Zelda collection is only dwarfed by his love of the video games medium. When he's not writing or gaming, Tom's usually discussing the games industry with anyone unfortunate enough to be in proximity.
“Bet they don’t open that window again until the kid is 32”
You’re going the wrong way!
Pop goes their snack hopes
That’s a damn minigun!
The trash takes out itself
“She clamped onto him like a koala”
“I’m a marine, and that’s not how this works”