Be honest, which one are you using first?

“My god, they never learn.”

Will they ever reunite?

Have you ever seen a cuter fire hazard?

The giant golden carp Adepti of Chenyu Vale.

For when you’d rather spend Valentine’s Day hunting Pokemon.

Glad that’s been taken care of.

Saving the world is getting easy.

What an explosive surprise.

No fan service for you.

Do you think there will be fighting kaijus?

Try not to punch a hole through your monitor.

“You weren’t supposed to do that.”

Could this be a Metal Gear Solid spiritual successor?