Not throwing away my shot

About as fun as a 90-minute layover

Let the xenomorph come to you

They’re (a little) old, and they’re gold

Restraint was never Castlevania’s strong suit

Out of the frying pan, into the corn field

Annoyed

He would’ve been happy with laundry and taxes

Couples can keep some secrets

The Poohniverse keeps getting better.

Far from complete global saturation

Ma strikes again

You can buy anything from Paul W. S. Anderson, but it’s better not to

What a pleasant spiral