These excuses just don’t cut it.

This is your sign to buy one immediately!

That must have been quite the surprise

Another one bites the dust.

That had to have hurt

The ‘Death Pumpkin’ is actually insane

Disgraceful behavior.

Are you serious, right now?

That’s gotta hurt

Excuse me while I go cry

Way over the top.

That probably would have made my day a little better

Being known as the Pickle Priest sure is something

You learn something new every day